Thursday, June 20, 2013

Men's Style Tips

Read this Blog Post in front of your wardrobe ...

Tip #1
Do not wear white shoes especially white pointers. And definitely, NOT in winter.
White dress shoes are for guys who don't know how to dress.
The only white shoes acceptable for a guy is white loafers in Summer. The best way to wear them are with shorts.

Tip #2
No girly prints. Stripes, Check Patterns are acceptable. Board shorts can have the dodgeball prints on them. I detest Paisley shirts. As in really now. NO. Any wacky trend like that, limit it to an accessory like a paisley tie. Do not wear a paisley shirt and not expect me to ask you where is your fringed pants and cowboy boots.


Tip #3
These are your basics:
- black pants
-white shirt
-black shirt
-faded jeans
-one suit in a hue of black and to spice things up grey
- black dress shoe
-brown dress shoe
-cardigans: any color but start off with brown hues.  Lighter- skinned would go for darker browns like rust and tan or chocolate, Darker skinned would lean towards beige and caramel- ish.
-a black and brown sneaker
-and, a Converse [no matter your age]



Tip #4
Just like women. Tailoring is important. Have your suit fitted, you only need one suit unless you a Pastor like my Dad or a businessman in that case you need hundred of suits. Jeans are another thing that needs to be properly fitted. Which leads to Tip Number 5















Tip #5
Jeans
- No Baggy Jeans. Never Have, Never will be interested in your brand of underwear. Its like the equivalent of that horrible phase girls went through when wearing your g-string in a way everyone could see it was actual trend. Just gave me wedgie by looking at it. It does not have to be tight as in blood circulation stops, but it needs to know where to hang and where to cling.


-The result of Baggy Jeans is ragged and broken hems. Cutting off the broken pieces of that raggedy pieces is not the solution. The solution is: Pulling up your pants.


What you should now by now...
No Hawaiian shirts even in Hawai
Chocolate Brown and Black is not a color palette EVER.
White socks with that Adidas slippers are only acceptable when you have to rush to the shop in a hurry. I never understood the logic of sandals and socks at the beach. Do many guys have some inferiority complex towards their toes or what?

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